This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to provide investment advice. It is not affiliated with any financial publications.
When it comes to picking stocks, we know you have options. Don’t sell yourself short and instead choose the stock picking method preferred by 9 out of 10 monkeys. Whether you are a lazy mutual fund manager or are merely looking to squander your retirement savings, this is the app for you.
Throw darts at the dartboard to create a stock portfolio for your pet monkey!
Quotes from users:
-"Money-market funds are for chimps. Real monkeys pick stocks."
-"In these tough economic times, hoarding banana futures is no longer a safe investment strategy. Let the darts fall where they may."
Always invest responsibly. Do not use this app for real investment decisions.